and as I imagine myself to be,
I don't often gaze up at stars.
I don't wonder or wish upon them,
any of them,
as Jiminy Cricket has advised us.
But I do do something I contest is akin:
Many nights, as I impatiently wait
for the two-minute sentence from my dentist
I exit the bathroom,
electric toothbrush in mouth,
and meander to the living room
to survey through the picture window
and the neighboring fiefdoms
all in silent nocturnal alliance -
not wishing upon them, per se,
but hoping good things will maintain.
And as I lean on the couch
reaching for my molars,
I reflect on how I'm also not taking
Alanis Morissette's advice,
and I wonder if anyone actually does.
Wouldn't that be ironic.
Don't you think?
(Or would it?)
Sensing the second minute is at an end
and hoping to avoid that frothy, foamy, rabid mouth of bubbles,
I hasten back to the sink and think
perhaps I ought to follow
Michael Jackson's example
in the remaining time.
But the toothbrush finally sings its dilatory ditty,
and I realize I can't face myself,
discovering I've forgotten,
for the 37th day in a row,
(preferring to floss before, not after, I brush).
So, I turn off the light
and go to bed,
telling myself that perhaps tomorrow
I will follow the wishes
of these stars.
at least some of them.