Thursday, May 30, 2024

Wisteria


“The previous 3 owners of this house 

all tried getting rid of that thing,

and it always came back.”


My neighbor,

the retired, dog-walking 

patriarch-overseer of the block,

took a long drag

on his cigarette.


“Good luck.”


He and his

emaciated guinea pig  

sauntered off,

“I told you so”

preloading in their swagger. 


The knowledge that I had to

oust not only the bush

but their smugness as well

was a splint 

to my resolve. 


Despite its rich purple blossoms,

the wisteria had to go;

it wouldn’t let go

of its malicious quests 

to reach, entangle, and pull down

2 edges of the chain link fence

and to grow pods 

that gave my daughter hives. 


I resorted to adopting

almost every piece of advice

from well-meaning backyard horticulturalists:


“cut off all the branches first”

“salt the stump”

“chop it into chunks”

“tear out all the tendril roots”

“burn it”


Waiting weeks between each method

and watching it grow back repeatedly 

worried me into desperate action,

a crater eventually adorning

that corner of our backyard. 


The smugness became mine

whenever guinea pig walked by

(at least once the grass grew back). 


And then August came

when like a hydra

7 sinuous heads surfaced,

outpacing the grass,

groping for supremacy 

of their former domain. 


I guess I missed some tendrils. 


Like Hercules,

I pushed a swiftly swinging sword,

decapitating with tentative relish,

wondering if my fate would be more like

Sisyphus’ 

in future seasons. 


Sure enough,

every summer,

the wisteria asserts

it is alive,

and occupant number 5 

weighs heavily on my mind.


Sunday, March 24, 2024

The Mithouri Pyramidth

 The Mithouri Pyramidth


“I mith my thithter.”

“I know. We’ll see her soon.”

“When?”

“This weekend.”

“Where?”

“Missouri - at your Uncle Ben’s house.”

“Ith that where the pyramidth are?”


I know how I wanted to reply

to my 5-year-old

but I rethithted. 


Friday, February 23, 2024

Stale Green

This poem is in honor of a beloved geometry teacher and drivers ed instructor: Mr. Cochran. I learned too late to appreciate him as much as I should have all along. I have tried not to repeat that mistake again. Of all the lessons he taught me about proofs and parallel parking, transversals and interstates, certainly the most significant lesson I learned from him is to try to treat people as if it were their last day on earth.

The third intersection in a row

I’ve been able to 

for the rarest time

drive straight through

makes me think

“stale green,”


the foreboding unknown

Mr. Cochran warned me of,

not in geometry class,

but in the burgundy Dodge Intrepid.


As I entered the driver’s seat

John K had just vacated -

his basketball-center legs

rendering me

a toddler - 

I saw the sidelong smirk

of a man attaining

intentional satisfaction -

a deliberately planned 

and perfectly executed

shenanigan,

like the prank he proudly recounted

of turning all his friend’s screens’ brightnesses

to zero

or setting all his alarms

to 2:34

am. 


Stale green came up

past the cornfields

and the soybeans,

by the street signs

to the interstate,

the blurred forest,

and I-74 exit 132.


It settled down 

at the McDonalds

long enough for me to practice

dodging yellow pylons

and ordering through a window.


Then, the switch back:

John’s knees tucked up by the horn

in the burgundy 

clown-car sedan.


The sidelong smirk spoke.


Stale green 

again.


Monday, December 25, 2023

Geode

He hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

I cry 

reading Imogene Herdman

to my daughter;


I cry

channeling Mr. Krueger

in my response

when she asks,

“Why are you crying?”

and consoles,

“Just let it out, dude.”


I cry

playing piano while primary kids,

like my nose-picking 5-year-old,

sing “Away in a Manger.”


I cry

singing “Silent Night”

next to my teenage son

still dialing in his bassoprano voice. 


I cry

hearing an 11-year-old Isaiah

read “Wonderful, Counselor…”

to his daydreaming Sunday school class.


Is it because

these instances juxtapose

the comic with the divine

that they

sucker punch me?


The ridiculous collisions

fracturing the familiar

to reveal 

inarticulable epiphanies?


Dirt-clod exteriors 

giving way

to something else

clearer 

inside?


Monday, November 13, 2023

Renku - Stationary Fireworks

 Renku - Stationary Fireworks


Renku is a form of collaborative Japanese poetry, and it eventually gave birth to the haiku form. This poem is a series of haikus posted by members of my family on our GroupMe conversation, inspired by a picture my dad posted of our backyard in fall using the words “stationary fireworks” to describe it. The phrase itself sounds poetic, and once we noticed it had 7 syllables (the length of the middle line of a haiku), the rest was inevitable. 


 


October colors bring

Stationary fireworks

My heart and eyes sing.


Midwest autumn is

stationary fireworks.

Celebrating what?


Slowly exploding 

Stationary fireworks

Ignite the water. 


Colors bang loudly!

Stationary fireworks 

Only I can hear.


Forest sprites light off

Stationary fireworks. 

One final hurrah. 


4th of November. 

Stationary fireworks. 

Liberty then death. 


Fall freely feels fun!

Stationary fireworks

Make my spirit run.


Crisp, frozen colors -

Stationary fireworks.

Who arranged it all?


What is this for, these

Stationary fireworks?

Where’s the barbecue?


Alone, I'm entranced.

Stationary fireworks 

Set my heart ablaze.


I must away now.

Stationary fireworks -

Stay to play again?


A cavalcade of

Stationary fireworks - 

A bulwark of joy. 


What does one eat with

Stationary fireworks?

Turkey barbecue.


Quiet explosions.

Stationary Fireworks.

A symphony observed.


Whenever you shoot

Stationary fireworks,

Keep a pond nearby. 


Vacuuming light from

stationary fireworks

with my lawnmower.




Beauty in the sky.

Stationary fireworks -

Blurred reality


God put in motion 

Stationary fireworks

For a day like this.


I watch the forest -

Stationary fireworks.

And so Fall begins!


Backyard magic glows.

Stationary fireworks - 

What a Godly gift


Imagining home,

Stationary fireworks

Send warm winds my way.


Fireflies' glow ends.

Stationary fireworks -

A new light begins.


Delight is fleeting.

Stationary fireworks

Last a bit longer.


Country living perks:

Stationary fireworks -

One of Nature's quirks.


Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Hey Alexa


“Do you want to say your prayer

before I start the sleepcast?”

I asked my daughter.


“Sure,” she said.

“Hey Alexa…”


Quickly recovering,

she tried again.

“Dear Heavenly Father…”

and on she went

but not before my mind

had taken a tangent


which led to a

post-apocalyptic tribal wasteland:


She is the widowed matron

of a small clan -

children, grandchildren, cousins, neighbors, orphans -

flitting between fleeting senses of safety.


At night, she gathers the young

while the strong stand guard

and tells stories of

lessons from Sunday school

mixed with memories of home.


Both

a creative and loving God

and an electronic communicative algorithm

are equally far fetched

to my grubby great-grandchildren.


“Will they believe

in either

or both?”

I wonder,

trying to recall

when I was 9


if I had folded my arms at church

and recited the pledge of allegiance


or if I had stood in front of the flag at school

and started, “Dear Heavenly Father.”


I’ll have to tell her that story

the day after tomorrow.